humor

Doesn't matter what political party you believe in, this is funny !!! Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go...

Well one of the things people say about me is that I'm contagious..... So give me a saying, a gesture *if you know me*, a smilie *those on CF alot*, or just a funmy story of things I would do....lmfaoooooooooo *waits to be humor*

Ok, so when you are feeling upset or bad about something, do you use humor, or try to see the humorous side of a situation? Last night in the chat, I was talking about being single, and I said I suffer from EAS. RicanLips asked me "What is EAS?" and I replied "Empty Arms Syndrome". :losmile...

Ever since the "Big Johnson" t-shirts, I've always wanted to create my own. Just sort of a dream, I suppose.. Well, I've been trying to come up with interesting ideas for years.. Most of the time, I just get one or two people liking them - with the rest hating them.. So, I make a couple of...

The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country! "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run...

WOMEN'S HUMOR: My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest...

A little boy walks into his parents' bedroom to find his mother on top of his father, humping up and down. The mother spots her son and dismounts as the boy leaves the room. Worried about what her son has seen, the mom quickly dresses and goes to find him in his bedroom. The son asks, "What...

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I...

Top Ten Things Your Weatherman Says That Sound Dirty, But Aren't 10. It's gonna be sloppy, so don't forget your rubbers. 9. Old Man Winter sure is rearing his huge, ugly head, isn't he? 8. The south is getting hit hard tonight. 7. This long and powerful formation should extend into...