ghetto

You know you are CORPORATE GHETTO if two or more of the following are true: 1.. You don't officially start working in the morning until you read your emails. 2.. You have at least one drawer/cabinet that contains more food than office supplies 3.. Not only do you know all the security...

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need...

Today, at lunch, I was having a conversations with some co-workers. I don't know how the subject came up about going to the E.R. and how it sucked and how it took forever to get seen. Well, I told everyone about how when I was 13 yrs old I shot my brother with a B B gun. He had pissed me...

You know your ghetto when you have Popyes chicken, chinese carry out chicken wings catered at your wedding reception. :losmile

You know your school is ghetto fabolous when; The Female teachers wear short minks, gold armani heels. The principal comes out of a customized Escalade with his posse wearing a fur coat, sippin crunk juice out of his pimp cup! When the cafeteria ladies wear more blinig than Fort Knox. When...

-your yard is full of empty Flamin Hot bags,and liqour bottles -you cant walk your dog down the street without the poor lil thing being threated. -you have to unhook, and bring in the house, your car stereo, cds and speakers every night before dusk. -you can't walk to your mailbox without...

Girl u drive me crazy, say u want my baby but when I ask 2 hit it, u just say maybe.... So what am I 2 do, my balls are blue your in my heart is what i'm tellin u.... Girl what's the deal, i'm tryin 2 keep it real but u seem 2 keep your thoughts hidden just tell me what u feel.... Bitch just...

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'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good. The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill. Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live. And Moms in her do-rag and me...

Damn what a way to improvise !!!!

I believe that freestyle is a preppy thing... but since that freestyle has the latin hip hop flava to it. who does it appeal more to???? Preppy or Ghetto??? ace