farmer

The pig farmer buys 4 new pigs, but they wont mate with each other. Frustrated the farmer calls his neighbor and ask for advice. The nieghbor tells him " You have to teach those pigs how to mate, I take my new pigs in to the hills and @$&* them, it works all the time". The nieghbor also...

There was a farmer who had four daughters. One night, he heard a knock at the door and found a young man standing there. The young man said, "My name is Freddy. I've come to pick up Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer thought that this was cute, so he let them...