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    Why English is a bitch to learn

    1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since...
  2. A

    Final letter (English class (Strom)

    Dear Aby, My words were left unspoken, I lost you too fast. When i look back to my high school years when i met you, it hurts. That one class where we first met, I can remember it like it was yesterday. We then became the best of friends, and then we fell in love without even realizing it. You...
  3. L

    Funny English Guides

    THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron...
  4. Edalgiere

    my first paper for english class

    the reason i am posting it is because it was about my first experience with meeting some of you at the wild palm also got an A maybe this might explain things about me An event that I attended that had a great impact was a freestyle concert that I attended July 3rd of last year...
  5. Vinss-T

    ENGLISH SURVEY - recognize this one?

    sup peeps, i'm doing a little survey for my english project. i want u guys to tell me if you recognize this pic here. if you do, say what you know about it (i.e. where/when was it, and what kind of ppl are boarding the helicopter). sorry about the small size too. and please DON'T do research...
  6. Freestyle

    Why the English language is tough

    Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier...
  7. Liz_Torres

    bad english

    Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview > in > > > >England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a > > > >sentence in English with three main words: "green", "pink" and > "yellow". > > > > >>The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning...
  8. M

    Women's "English"

    :eek: "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset...
  9. O

    George Lamond new english freestyle album?

    i know gl's working on a new spanish album due out on jan 23,01. but i what i want to know is, is he throwing in his towel for the freestyle department to focus strictly on his spanish or is he doing what marc anthony did when he released an english that didnt do to good back in "91" but then...
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