a farmer is arrested for having sex with one of his cows.
during the arraignment, the judge looks at him with disgust and asks "son, what the hell were you thinking?"
"well," says the farmer. "i reckon i was thinking about a younger, hotter cow."
Dedicated to all the ladies who been hurt out there. My oldest sister went through this.
I’m tired of wearing these chains
And no longer I am playing your game
Finally releasing myself from them and no longer weak
To a better man who understands what I seek
When we first met I gave myself...