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TODAY MY SON COMES HOME FROM SCHOOL AND HE IS COMPLAINING THAT HIS FEET HURT. SO HE GOES "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE MY SOCKS WENT." I LOOK INSIDE HIS SNEAKER HE HAD JUST TAKEN OFF TO SEE IF SOME HOW HIS SOCK WAS INSIDE THE SNEAKER. NOPE NO SOCK. SO HE SAYS TO ME "IT'S LIKE MAGIC MA THEY...