crusader

A MAN DECIDED TO MARCH IN THE HOLY CRUSADES. CONCLUDING THAT HIS WIFE SHOULD WEAR A CHASITY BELT WHILE HE IS GONE, HE LOCKS UP HER REGIONS AND GIVES THE KEY TO HIS BEST FRIEND. HE TELLS HIM, "IF I DO NOT RETURN IN 4 YEARS, UNLOCK MY WIFE AND SET HER FREE TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE." SO THE HUSBAND...