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*ring* "God damnit hun she's back again Just to see my new found friend I swear this shit will never end This time, I promise to defend" "Whoa! Easy ma, now just relax Calmate babe, get all the facts You know it's just how children act I'm sure she doesn't want his slacks" "Maybe you're...

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful...

I feel like having one. It has been a long time since I have had one. I am bored. No one is here at work. I have nothing to do (rather, there's nothing I want to do). This is so boring. I should have brought a damn pillow with me today. Isn't there a law that protects the average joe from...