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*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife...

> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who run in front of car get tired. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > >...

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand...

If you like Chinese food, what's your favorite meal? There's only ONE thing I eat and that's chicken & broccoli with white rice. I don't eat their pork fried rice, or ribs, etc. Just chicken & broccoli. :D So what do eat from the chinese restaurant?

WHATEVER YOU DO.....DON'T CHEAT!!!!! I GOT THIS FROM MY FRIEND THROUGH AN EMAIL! IT'S REALLY CRAZY!!!!!!!! REMEMBER......DO NOT READ AHEAD!!!!!!!!! 1ST: GET A PEN AND PAPER 2ND: WHEN CHOOSING NAMES MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3RD: GO WITH YOUR FIRST...

A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you...

1) That's not right...................................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..............Hu Yu Hai Ding? 3) See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man........................................Dum Gai 5) Small...

1) THAT NOT RIGHT..............SUM TING WONG 2) ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE?......HU YU HAI DING 3) SEE ME ASAP.................KUM HIA NAO 4) STUPID MAN....................DUM FUK 5) SMALL HORSE..................TAI NI PO NI 6) DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH.........WAI YU SO TAN 7) I BUMPED INTO A...

Virginity Like Bubble, One Prick, All Gone. Man Who Run In Front Of Car Get "tired." Man Who Run Behind Car Get "exhausted." Man With Hand In Pocket Feel Cocky All Day. Foolish Man Give Wife Grand Piano, Wise Man Give Wife Upright Organ. Man Who Walk Through Airport Turnstile Sideways...

1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ..................................... Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse ................................... Tai Ni Po Ni...

Chinese Proverbs Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand...