bloody

I know i'm late, but I saw what I think was the best Heavyweight WBC fight ever this Saturday on HBO. It was The Lewis vs Klitchko match, it only went 6 rounds before the ref had to stop the fight. Bot guys were putting a pounding on each other, it was great, but many of the ladies in the sports...

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they...