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Today in London; Daniel Craig was announced as the new 007 for the next movie; Casino Royale. He like original Bond Sean Connery was a more unknown actor. He unlike other 007's is more of a blond guy. Thsi 007 movie will be more racy, more violent and more dark side of 007 as a way to really...

A Blond is out shopping one day, and decides she could use a new T.V.. so she shops at a variety of different stores. she asks the clerk how much is this tv set. The clerk looks at her and say sorry we don't sell to blonds. The lady being a thrown off, buy this statement decides she will not...

AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A...

three blond men came to a river and wanted to cross it to get to the other side. the first man prayed to god and said "please god make me smarter so i may cross the river" god gives him sandy-blond hair and he swims across. the second man prays "please god make me smarter than him so i may also...