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Im not going to say any names,,, but this girl asked me if she could lick my a*****e after being in a relationship with me for only a couple of weeks. I didn't want to embarriss her because she is so sweet and nice and fine as hell so I just told her very politely that thats something that...

This movie was the BOMB!! Me & my wifey saw it & it was a really good movie. Has anyone else seen this movie yet??

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since...

You know I really enjoy a good message. I hate to give them but there's nothing like laying down having someone give you a good and relaxing message!! Anyone else enjoy them?

I hate teh fact that they put the dayum stickers on every piece of fruit wtf its annoying to have to waist time peeling 2 stickers off my plum before I bite it que mierda I hope im not the only one who hates this caca :)

:lol My little one wet himself and my bed, so he comes to me and tell me that he did peepee on himself. So I asked him if he wet my bed and his answer is "Mom, the bed isn't important right now, I stink that the important thing. I couldn't help but start laughing.........

Hey has any one ever caught their man cheating? How about had suspicions of a cheating spouse? What did you do? what did you find? Or have you ever asked and he came clean about it. ( LOL thats a joke what man would tell you the truth) any interesting stories I want to hear

I lost everything on my P/C and just spent 2 1/2 hrs re-installing all my programs!!!! this sux, I lost all my mixes and all the files for my station.. all the e-mail I Had;..Damn It will take me 3 weeks to put all those file back on. :bangbang What reall pisses me off is that my antivirus did...

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I have to say that "the INCREDIBLES" has to be one of the top 5 movies of 2004!! This movie is awesome and Everyone will love it!! I guarantee it!!:dpeace

So I was kickin it with my Aunt and my cousin cuz we both like to listen to freestyle on the 4th of july this past year, and my Aunt pops in this CD (an actual album, not a burned one) called something like '87 jams, and let me say it was pretty bad ass!!! The first track was a song by Connie...

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes,"...

is it me or dose anyone esl have fake ass friends well i know i do they want free stuff off me but when they call me they only call because they are sellin stuff like a chain which my dumb ass put money out on but they ask me to hook them up with free cds without payin me a damn thing not even...

MY BABY IS GONNA BE TEN YEARS OLD NEXT SATURDAY, SO SINCE HE WAS WITH HIS DAD THIS WEEKEND I DECIDED TO GO SHOPPING FOR HIM. I STOP AT AMERICANS GREETING TO PICK UP A BDAY CARD AND I CAME ACROSS THIS ONE CARD. IT TALK ABOUT "HOW I WISH HE COULD SEE HIMSELF THROUGHT MY EYE'S" AND "HOW MUCH I HAVE...

OMG i fuking hate these types of peeps and when they get busted they continue to fuking lie. Why the fuk do they feel they are gonna get away with this insane childish fuking behavior. I'm so tire of these games, I'm tire of alot of shit.. :(

Such An Ass, That I Must Say He Is In His Own Class Doesn’t Give A Fuk, Gotta Be Big Man Always Looking For A New Fan Doesn’t Care Who He Insults, Hurts Or Betray, As Long His Moment In The Sun Is Won He Captivates You With His Charm, His Wit And Even His Smile Lures You With His Hidden...

:sick ugggh. friday night i was up all night barfing ...today my head is pounding and i cant stop sneezing ugggggggggghhhhhhh. i feel better though.

i've noticed allot of hot guys are gay. why???? its like 'maaaannnnnnnnnn!!!' :huh

Crazy Ass Props To All The CF Peeps On The Set! MAKE SOME NOISE!!!

**check Point**crazy Ass Props CRAZY ASS PROPS going out to EVERYONE LOGGED INTO CF RIGHT NOW bassbump ChuckD Enigma Freestygal LATINAHEAT musiclady2424 scotman ted tran man PLUS All the Guests and Everyone in Dee Low Mode IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE DOWN WITH THE FREESTYLE SOUND - SAY...