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  1. myonlysweetie

    125 Things Not To Say During Sex

    1) IS IT IN? 2) THAT'S IT? 3) YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 4) (PHONE RINGS) HELLO? OH NOTHING AND YOU? 5) DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS? 6) DO I HAVE TO CALL YOU TOMORROW? 7) OH MOMMA, MOMMA! 8) OH DADDA, DADDA! 9) YOU LOOK BETTER IN THE DARK. 10) THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN MY LAST GIRL/BOYFRIEND. 11)...
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