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Old 05-09-2001, 04:28 AM
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Talking Things You'd Love To Say At Work, But Can't

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of $hit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the phuck-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
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Old 05-09-2001, 04:31 AM
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Funny!!! Most days at work I just wanna tell my boss to go F*ck himself, and to kiss my ass!!!!!! Oh and I'd really love to say.... No, do it your damn self!!!!!!!!! LOLL
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Old 05-09-2001, 04:45 AM
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Shyyyyyyyyyyt!

I do say some of those things at work...f*ck em! I hate my boss! and I'm sure she knows it!
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Old 05-09-2001, 04:49 AM
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LMAO IM #9
I ALWAYS TELL MY BOSS ARE YOU SPEAKIN ENGLISH
THEN I TELL HIM TO BREAK DOWN TO PLAINER ENGLISH
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Old 05-09-2001, 05:18 AM
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IM LUCKY I ACTUALLY GET TO SAY WHATEVER I FEEL LOL!!!!!!! THE BEAUTY OF WORKING WITH BROKERS THERE JUST AS BAD EVEN WORST LOL!!!!!!
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Old 05-09-2001, 11:20 AM
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Cool

lmao, #25...thats all i'm sayin'.

peace,

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Old 05-09-2001, 11:24 AM
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i would love to say "I QUIT" but i cant, i got fired all ready!
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Old 05-09-2001, 11:48 AM
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I would also like to say " I quit" but I can't, cause I'm the boss

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Old 05-09-2001, 01:22 PM
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LMAOOOO Sassy...thats funny...I usually say some of those things to some of the sales reps in my office...but from your list I like #20...Thats how I am with em...lol
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Old 05-09-2001, 01:43 PM
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I GOTTA GO WITH #1 & #8. FOR REALS....

WHEN I MAKE A SUGGESTION, NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTN UNTIL ITS DEADLINE TIME & NOW PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTN.

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Old 09-17-2011, 05:26 AM
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Well you actually CAN SAY ANY OF THOSE @ WORK!! (If you not worried about losing it )
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