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Old 10-19-2001, 11:44 AM
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Top Ten Code Words/Phrases For Sex

10. Mowing the loin.

9. Giving her “The Ole Hands-Free Temperature Check”.

8. Doing the thing that always gives you a headache before we do it.

7. Breaking in the new sheets.

6. The other thing that happens once a month.

5. Bush staff meeting.

4. FBJ (try it with windings font)

3. Negotiating the release of 3 million hostages.

2. Cheating on the hand for a night.

1. Spending a few minutes probing for inner piece.
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Old 10-19-2001, 11:46 AM
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Old 10-19-2001, 11:48 AM
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Old 10-19-2001, 11:49 AM
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lmaooooooooooooooooooooo i did the wing dings one its a trip n a 1/2 someone has 2 much time on there hands
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Old 10-19-2001, 11:51 AM
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ill try them sometime!
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Old 10-19-2001, 11:52 AM
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I JUST SAY RED ALERT RED ALERT
IM GOING IN TO SHOCK NEED TREATMENT
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Old 10-19-2001, 12:01 PM
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1 dunkin the doughnut
2 theres grass on the field so im mowin the lawn
3 spinal tap
4 bacalao bashing (oh thats harsh)
5 the friction dance
6 entering the pink lounge
7 finding religon...( OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!!)
8 ride the pony
9 boinking
10 cleaning the pipes
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Old 10-19-2001, 12:05 PM
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Top Ten Least Effective Gun Control Proposals

10. After pulling trigger, 30 second delay before firing.

9. Rewarding people who turn guns in with free tickets to John Tesh.

8. After firing the weapon, the bullet stops and asks if you are sure you want to do this.

7. 3 minute waiting period.

6. "Guns for Crack" exchange program.

5. All illegal gun transactions must be registered with the local police department.

4. Assign all gun control supervision to the Boulder Colorado Police Department.

3. Make 1 out of 10 guns shoot backwards.

2. Mandatory prison term for those killed while committing gun-related crimes.

1. Sending postal workers out to collect illegal guns.
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Old 10-19-2001, 12:08 PM
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the hitch hiking jokes!!!
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Old 10-19-2001, 12:12 PM
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Old 10-19-2001, 02:01 PM
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I liked them "sex" phrases! Think I'll try to use #3 2night!
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Old 10-19-2001, 03:24 PM
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Taking the skin boat to tuna town!!
Hide the salami!!
Hittin' tha skins!!
Feedin' the camel toe!!

Those R a few I can think of....

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Old 10-19-2001, 03:29 PM
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7 finding religon...( OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!!)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-17-2011, 05:58 AM
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10. Mowing the loin.

9. Giving her “The Ole Hands-Free Temperature Check”.

8. Doing the thing that always gives you a headache before we do it.

7. Breaking in the new sheets.

6. The other thing that happens once a month.

5. Bush staff meeting.

4. FBJ (try it with windings font)

3. Negotiating the release of 3 million hostages.

2. Cheating on the hand for a night.

1. Spending a few minutes probing for inner piece.
Good ones.....I havent ever heard of any of them
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