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Old 11-18-2002, 03:58 AM
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:nutz Whatta cutie and yeah right You know you were laughing
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Old 11-18-2002, 04:00 AM
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Talking "Special Skills"

"Uncle Ted's Special Skill"

Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Joe bring along her uncle Ted.
Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!"

His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible."

Joe finally agreed and took Ted along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly. He asked Ted, "Do you see it?"

Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!"

Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!"

Ted said, "Hmmm. I forget."
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Old 11-18-2002, 04:10 AM
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WHA SPECIAL SKILLZ U GOT GIGGLES?
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Old 11-18-2002, 04:32 AM
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<<<------ ME? Special Skillz hmmmmmmmmm.... NONE
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Old 11-18-2002, 04:33 AM
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LMAO.....SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WOULD DARE TO SAY IT...DIABLO! QUE LOCA! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
U GOTTA LOVE MEEEEEEE CRAZZZZZZZY LOL
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Old 11-18-2002, 04:45 AM
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THAS WH AI THOUGHT GIGGLES AINT GOT SKILLZ! HAHAAAA NIGHT GIGS TALK TO U TOMORROW! MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Old 11-18-2002, 06:45 AM
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YOU THINK TOO MUCH lmfaooooooooo
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Old 11-18-2002, 05:05 PM
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not one of ur best storyteller king.... ur still cool though :hearton
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Old 11-18-2002, 07:52 PM
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Yeah I Know :realsad I'll try next tyme
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Old 11-18-2002, 08:21 PM
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STOP TRIN SO HARD!
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Old 11-18-2002, 08:21 PM
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whoa that natalie's got quite the wandering mind there!
king i already heard of that one oh well got any others?
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Old 11-18-2002, 08:33 PM
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She just likes to think of everything being HARD :wave HI PIGGY
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Old 11-18-2002, 09:13 PM
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i see... a FIRM believer she is.
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Old 11-18-2002, 09:51 PM
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that was WACK!! lol.. king ur slackin bebe!! :biggrin
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Old 11-18-2002, 10:54 PM
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oh oh....que paso?
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Old 11-18-2002, 11:01 PM
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Old 11-18-2002, 11:30 PM
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DAMN I'm slacKING now? :sosad LMFAO
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Old 11-18-2002, 11:33 PM
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awww fantasy u made our KINGROMEO(lol) cry!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2002, 11:47 PM
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I Don't wanna :sosad I Wanna be your ur1amuser LMFAO
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Old 11-18-2002, 11:52 PM
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Old 11-18-2002, 11:56 PM
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?????? Tis was a joke!!!!!!



U MAKE ME WANNA........... DOODLE LMAO
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Old 11-19-2002, 02:42 AM
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Talking Is this one better? (LOL)

<Three Dumb Hunters>

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"
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Old 11-19-2002, 06:26 AM
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I likes thats a good one and I have to email this to my hunting coworkers LOL
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Old 11-19-2002, 10:03 AM
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HAVE FUN
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Old 11-19-2002, 07:42 PM
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lol u made up for the last one storyteller king!!!!!!!!!! :hearton :yeey
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