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Old 07-15-2005, 08:36 AM
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Detroit Lions

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
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>Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight inbto a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!
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>He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
>KA-BLOOEY!
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>Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
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>"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
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>So, he brings him to the United States and teaches him the great game
>of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
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>The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the
>coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
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>"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
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>"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!"
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>"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
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>"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
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>The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!"
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Old 07-15-2005, 08:51 AM
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Old 07-15-2005, 12:46 PM
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Old 07-18-2005, 10:08 AM
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Old 07-18-2005, 02:58 PM
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