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Old 02-16-2003, 03:22 PM
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Yo Momma......

Let's Keep this thread going! I'll Start


1.) Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch.
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Old 02-16-2003, 03:40 PM
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RIGHT ON!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO :lol :lol :lol
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Old 02-16-2003, 03:41 PM
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DOH!

LMAO! :spin
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Old 02-16-2003, 04:04 PM
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OH DAMN! LMAO!!!!! This ain't even right!

Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies. :stoned
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Old 02-16-2003, 05:39 PM
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Old 02-16-2003, 08:54 PM
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yo mama so ugly ,she looks like J.J. EVANS from good times.
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:41 AM
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LMAO Yo Mama So Fat She sits on both sides of the family LOL
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Old 02-17-2003, 08:41 PM
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LMAO Destiny!!!!!

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Old 02-17-2003, 09:17 PM
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i dont know if this one applies but here goes

i went to visit yo mamma, i stepped on a cigarrette, and she said "who turned off the heat?"
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:28 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house!
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Old 02-17-2003, 10:44 PM
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

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Old 02-17-2003, 11:17 PM
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YO MAMA'S SO NASTY,WHEN I WENT TO UR HOUSE FOR DINNER AND ASK WHAT WE WERE HAVIN ,SHE HOPPED UP ON THE TABLE SPREAD HER LEGS AND SAID "FISH OR CRAPS TAKE UR PICK."
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Old 02-17-2003, 11:26 PM
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1.Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
2.Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
3.Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
4.Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an
envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
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Old 02-17-2003, 11:34 PM
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yo mama so fat, her belly botton got an echo.

yo mama so fat ,her nick name "Dam"

yo mama so fat during summer time she sells shade.

yo mama house so small u have 2 eat a large pizza outside.
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Old 02-17-2003, 11:38 PM
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Yo mama is so skinny...when she swallowed a cherry she thought she was pregnant.

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Old 02-17-2003, 11:40 PM
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your moms teeth are so yellow her tonsils needed sunglasses...

your mom is so dumb she thought boyz 2 men was a day care

your mom is so dumb she thought St ides was a church.

your mom is so old that she owes jesus a slap box

your mom is so old her social security number is in roman numerals

your mom is so old she was there whe moses split the red sea
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Old 02-18-2003, 12:21 AM
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Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop.

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.
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Old 02-18-2003, 12:26 AM
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i know this is dumb but i will say it anyway your mama is so dumb she got fired on her day off.
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Old 02-18-2003, 12:35 AM
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Yo mama so fat when she went outside with a red shirt on all the kids
screamed KOOL AID .

Yo mama so fat she play hopscotch with the planets .

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe .

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples
fingers .

Yo mama so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell
out.

Yo mama so bald, when she put on a turtle neck, and looked like a busted condom.

Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash.

Yo mama so fat Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's a truck
backing up.

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions.

Yo mama so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having
10 lbs of crack.

Yo mama's so fat, her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.

Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America"

Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.

Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a
kid tried to put coins in her ear and press her belly button.

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwhacker.

Yo mama so hairy, she's got a gotee growin' around her belly button.

Yo mama's armpits so stinky, the teacher gave her an A' so she wouldn't need to raise her hand.

Yo mama's breath so bad, people look forward to her farts.


Yo mama's lips so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray.


Yo mama's strong ... then again, smell ain't everything.

Yo mama's has three teeth; one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo mamma's so nasty, that her fart was the cause off the disease in the movie"OUTBREAK"
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Old 02-20-2003, 08:57 PM
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Yo' mama so fat, when did the splits, she gave the road a hickey!
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Old 02-23-2003, 04:03 AM
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It's Short but I had to put this.... So Read

"Hanging with Blondes"

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.

They argued and argued and finally the brunette said ''I'll go.''

The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.
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Old 02-23-2003, 12:33 PM
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Old 02-24-2003, 03:12 PM
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that was funny
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Old 03-01-2003, 10:57 PM
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Who wants to be a blonde?? LOL

"Blonde and Pizza"

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

She responded, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Old 03-01-2003, 11:16 PM
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LMAO :lol

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