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Old 01-17-2003, 08:07 PM
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LMFAO BAWK BAWK!!!!!!!!!! This is too MUCH!

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Old 01-17-2003, 08:09 PM
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakin head*
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Old 01-17-2003, 08:10 PM
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DOH!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! :lol

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Old 01-17-2003, 10:23 PM
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ROTFLMAO @ Number 10! hahaha :lol
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Old 01-18-2003, 01:03 PM
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THE TRUTH

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."
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Old 01-18-2003, 08:20 PM
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Post all you can drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.

Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"

"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."
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Old 01-18-2003, 08:59 PM
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LOL THAT'S MESSED UP.
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Old 01-18-2003, 09:09 PM
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not a pimp at all here .
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Old 01-18-2003, 11:26 PM
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Of course you'd get that one King lolol
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Old 01-18-2003, 11:31 PM
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Hey he said no girls allowed!!! *Slaps FantasyGerl* J/K
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Old 01-19-2003, 02:10 AM
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Quote:
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Of course you'd get that one King lolol
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Old 01-19-2003, 02:29 AM
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whatta joke
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Old 01-19-2003, 02:33 AM
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Moving to Testosterone forum
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Old 01-19-2003, 05:35 PM
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Can I come to that forum to? :lol LOL
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:51 PM
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^*^ How Lucky ^*^

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy
territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went
mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G string.

This time the applause went for 10 minutes. The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet them down for the grand finale.

For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The
Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down.


Ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage.
The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?"

She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?!!?"
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:54 PM
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Fish Sticks? Is that what it's called now??

One day Little Johnny walked in on his parents doing it and asked what they were doing.

His parents' reply was that they were making fish sticks. So Little
Johnny left it at that.

A few nights later Little Johnny walks in on them again, and this time he asks, "Are you making fish sticks again?"

The parents both reply "yes"

Little Johnny remarks, "Well, mom, you have a little tartar sauce on
your mouth."

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Old 01-24-2003, 01:54 PM
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pfffft omg hahahaha dawgs ... dat was funny as hell!
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Old 01-25-2003, 09:19 PM
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i snorted when i read that! LMAO
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Old 01-26-2003, 01:27 AM
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what KINDA snort was it? :lol
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Old 01-26-2003, 01:34 AM
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:crap

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Old 01-26-2003, 09:13 AM
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EW lmao! :lol
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Old 01-27-2003, 12:32 AM
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HEHE!!!!!!

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Old 01-27-2003, 01:30 AM
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LMFAOOOOOO....
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Old 01-27-2003, 09:42 PM
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i dunno... the kind that comes out that gets your monitor all wet?

LOL nasty!
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Old 01-28-2003, 12:25 AM
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:lol HAHAHA Were you drinking somethin' :lol
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