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Old 08-01-2001, 10:18 AM
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Talking Hump Day Joke!

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says "All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A handjob."

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

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Old 08-01-2001, 10:22 AM
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LMAO OFF I HAD THIS JOKE IN MY FILES LET ME SEE IF I HAVE ANOTHER ONE
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:25 AM
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:28 AM
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself 'Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me.' He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there.
At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, 'Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!' He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said: 'Come on guys, we're almost there!'
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:44 AM
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LOLOL!!!!!

That's funny sh*t!
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Old 08-01-2001, 10:45 AM
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I'm out of joke for now....

I should be getting some soon.
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Old 08-01-2001, 11:10 AM
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THOSE WERE FUNNY
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Old 08-01-2001, 12:54 PM
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that was really funny!
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Old 08-01-2001, 01:26 PM
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Old 08-01-2001, 01:28 PM
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Heehee.....doos!

He's pi**ing in his f**cking pants...is that right jiggly????
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Old 08-01-2001, 01:36 PM
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Old 08-01-2001, 01:52 PM
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Oh my god! Oh my god! (screaming and waving hands...) I won, I won!!!!!
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Old 08-01-2001, 02:12 PM
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TRUE DAT TRUE DAT THANKS PPLS I WAS LOST FOR A SEC
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Old 08-01-2001, 02:41 PM
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i won!!!! (fanning tears in my eye)

omg!!!
wait..........i'm not caller 103?
lol

u's are trippin. i love it
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Old 08-01-2001, 02:51 PM
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Lol....this place is hell crazy huh Liz? lmao!!!!
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Old 08-01-2001, 02:59 PM
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Old 08-01-2001, 03:14 PM
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Those were 2 great jokes I really needed a laugh. You guys got anymore?
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Old 08-01-2001, 04:33 PM
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Old 08-02-2001, 07:20 AM
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Old 08-02-2001, 08:14 AM
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Here's one......


There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocks on the door. When the madam came to answer it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to have sex with one of the women inside, had the money to buy it, and wasn't leaving until he got it. The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once he got in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked her if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course the madam said no. But he said he'd heard that all the men were talking about having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mable, and THAT was the girl he wanted.

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on the right. So he headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back down, still dragging the frog, paid the madam, and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and asked him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place with a desease, instead of one of the others. He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. When they leave, I'm going to have sex with my baby-sitter, who happens to be very fond of cute little boys, and then she will get the disease that I just caught. When mom and dad get back, dad will take the baby-sitter home, and on the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and mom will go to bed and they'll have sex, and mom will catch it. In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, and he'll have a quickie with mom, and he'll catch it, and HE'S the son-of-a-b**ch who ran over my FROG!
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Old 08-02-2001, 06:17 PM
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS FUNNY, FUNNY!! LMAO!!!
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