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Old 10-04-2001, 04:28 PM
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a joke.....

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
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> He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
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> A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
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> The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
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> The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the
> dam fish.
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> His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't
> supposed to talk like that."
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> The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook
> them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher
> asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
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> His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fu&[email protected] potatoes!"
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Old 10-04-2001, 04:31 PM
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Right right. LOL
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Old 10-04-2001, 04:32 PM
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good one fierce

that was funny as sh*t
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Old 10-04-2001, 04:33 PM
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WELL THANKS GUYS
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Old 10-04-2001, 04:38 PM
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LOL Fierce
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Old 10-04-2001, 04:46 PM
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Old 10-04-2001, 10:59 PM
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Talking LOL @ FIERCE

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Old 10-04-2001, 11:01 PM
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Good one Fierce, LOL !
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Old 10-05-2001, 12:58 AM
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Old 10-05-2001, 01:26 AM
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LOL....krazee!
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Old 10-05-2001, 01:53 AM
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Talking LMAOOOOOO

LOL GO FIERCE
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Old 10-05-2001, 04:26 AM
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aaahhahaaahahahahaah

yeah that had me lmao! haha,
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Old 10-05-2001, 11:00 AM
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A man walks up to a bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.
What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The cat says "I'll
have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it".

The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket, and pulls out exact change for payment.

This happens the next evening also. The following evening the trio enters again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, its close to last call, "so I'll have a large scotch", says the man, "same for me" says the ostrich. "I'll have a small scotch, but I'm not paying for it" says the cat. "That will be $12.35", says the bartender.

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me sir, How do you manage to always come up with the
exact change out of your pocket every time" asks the bartender. "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me 3 wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant"! says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live."

"That's right!, Whether its a gallon of milk or a RollsRoyce, the exact money is always there" says the man.

The bartender asks, "One other thing sir, what's with theostrich and the cat?"

.The man replies, "My other two wishes were for a chick with
long legs, and a tight pussy."
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Old 10-05-2001, 11:03 AM
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LMFAO


thanks doos, I needed these...
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Old 10-05-2001, 12:23 PM
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okay heres 15 ways to get labled assh#@ or possibly suffer a public beating
#1spend all day at FAST food joint..see how long it takes them to start charging you for your free refills
#2 if paged wait until 2 in the morning to answer back
#3 say i know you may be busy but can i intrest you in making a donation for (whatever is your favorite charity) to people walking out of the unemployment office.
#4 while at the movies at a film youve already seen yell out ...oh shit watch this part..hes the killer!!!!!
#5 gossip about someone to thier face
#6 pertend not to know the rule of personal space when coversing with someone..then comment on thier nose hairs(hey mabye you should use a hedge trimmer on those!)
#7 try to talking ebonics when dealing with african american customers and finishing each sentence with ya know wa i mean
#8 when a stranger approaches you and ask you something..repeat every single word he/she says
#9 when in an elevator with people start asking everyone..okay did you have taco bell today..what about you?
#10 ride the mechanical car or horse in front of the supermarket and keep putting quarters in while making kids wait (oops not finished yet..oops not finished yet)
#11 lick some of the samplers they have out at either a supermarket or hickory farms put em back and say no thanks im on a diet
#12 test matressess out at sears by jumping up and down on them while yelling whos the man whos the man!!!!
#13 ask a salesperson in hardware how well a particular saw cuts through bone
#14 pay for a 51dollar purchase by spilling a bucket full of pennies on the counter a saying "keep the change"
#15 acting like a papi chulo or bad ass on this site..or calling other members out..didnt we leave that behind in high school?
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Old 10-05-2001, 02:54 PM
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heres # 16 which just happened a few minutes ago..come into my store acting like a demanding customer with a chip on your shoulder then after being dissed send your wife in to try to pick a fight with me
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Old 10-05-2001, 03:08 PM
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taezee,

Those were funny! Fierce, I heard that 1st joke in kindergarten! ha ha
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Old 10-05-2001, 03:12 PM
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LOL doos that was a good one!

hahaha taezee i liked #4!
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Old 10-05-2001, 07:51 PM
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dam, doos, that was hellllza funny!!! I heard that before, but a little different, yours was funnier!
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Old 10-05-2001, 08:19 PM
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i just got that joke in an e-mail the other day sorry it's old
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