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Old 05-11-2004, 01:37 PM
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Loyal wife

The loyal wife



There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
before he died, he said to his wife,
"When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."


And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.



When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She
had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go
back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
in that casket with him."


"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"


"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."




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Old 05-11-2004, 03:52 PM
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Old 05-23-2004, 02:07 AM
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