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Old 05-25-2004, 01:14 PM
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Zen Proverbs

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me
either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and a leaking tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't
getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you
can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a
mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for
you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him
how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all
day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the
windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in
half and put it back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a
dark side, and it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither
one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your
lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after
you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on
our butt....Then things get worse.

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.

27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."

28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to
take it too seriously.

29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other
people to make a big deal about your
birthday..........around age 11.

30. EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTILL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM!
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Old 05-25-2004, 01:42 PM
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Old 05-25-2004, 04:24 PM
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Good one, mija...

# 4 ... is definately true!!!
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