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Old 09-15-2005, 10:38 PM
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Talking ***man Of The House***



The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF THEHOUSE. :read



He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! :king I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with mybath,guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"



His wife replied, "The damned funeral director would be my guess." :nahnah
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Old 09-15-2005, 10:41 PM
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:46 AM
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Old 09-17-2005, 01:52 AM
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