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Old 11-04-2005, 03:03 AM
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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Damn!
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:03 AM
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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's women's work


How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the bitch can work in the dark
:sosad You made me sad...
Hello, Hilary Clinton, well here's one to get you all bristly...
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:05 AM
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One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???" "Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
That is hysterical :losmile
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:05 AM
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Talking

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were
talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first
in space!" The American said, "We were the first on
the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to
be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at
each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on
the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not
stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:06 AM
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ok my last joke, if it offends anyone I will remove it.. hehe

How many Jews does it take to build a bridge?

Depends on if you stack them vertically or horizontally.

nite all
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:08 AM
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:sosad You made me sad...
Hello, Hilary Clinton, well here's one to get you all bristly...
ahh I am sorry, all in good fun.. nite
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:09 AM
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Damn we rocked it tonight

Goodnight Gabe! :wave
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:10 AM
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Guys you have definitely made my early morning, I am going to try sleeping again. Will talk to you soon.
Nighty, Night :sleep
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:11 AM
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Goodnight Gabbi! :wave
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:11 AM
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ahh I am sorry, all in good fun.. nite
Goodnight sweety, you know I am just teasing you.
Sweet dreams.
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:13 AM
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Goodnight Gabbi! :wave
Goodnight Sweetheart :sflower
Hope you have great dreams.
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Old 11-05-2005, 04:46 PM
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An elderly couple are getting ready for bed. The wife decides to surprise her husband with a see-through negligee she bought and heads to the bathroom to put it on. When she's done, she jumps out and yells "Super Pussy!" The husband glances at her and says "I'll have the soup."
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Old 11-05-2005, 11:31 PM
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Old 11-05-2005, 11:34 PM
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What the difference between a pizza and a jew?

The pizza doesn't scream whe you put it in the oven.
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