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Old 07-06-2005, 11:57 AM
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Cinderella now 95 yrs. old

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now

> dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world

> go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

>

> One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

> Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all

> these years"?

>

> The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary

> life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still

> yearns?"

>

> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful

> consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful,

> but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability

> checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.

>

> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold Cinderella said,

> "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".

>

> The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you

> want for your second wish?"

>

> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young

> and full of the beauty and youth I once had."

>

> At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage

> returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant

> for years.

>

> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish;

> what shall it be?"

>

> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I

> wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome

> young man."

>

> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his

> biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so

> beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

>

> The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new

> life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy

> godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

>

> For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's

> eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,

> stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

>

>

> Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking

> chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close,

> blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered..........

>

> "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."

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Old 07-06-2005, 04:29 PM
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Old 07-06-2005, 04:55 PM
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:02 PM
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Old 07-08-2005, 10:09 PM
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Old 07-08-2005, 11:20 PM
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