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Old 06-24-2005, 05:55 AM
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Revenge is so so sweet !!!

A businessman flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the return part of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his driver's license number, his address, all to no avail.


"If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" the cabbie groused.

So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later, the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Las Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Looking at the long line of cabs, he sees at the far end the cabbie who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.


The businessman got in the first cab in the line, asking, "How much for a ride to the airport?"

"Fifteen bucks" came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me oral sex on the way?" asked the businessman.

"What? Get the hell out of my cab!"

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?"

"Fifteen bucks," the cabbie replied."OK", the businessman replied, and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.
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Old 06-24-2005, 06:11 AM
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I dont get it?? :confused lol
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Old 06-24-2005, 07:08 AM
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Sweet revenge!!!
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Old 06-24-2005, 03:46 PM
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HAAAAAAAAAAAA!! :hohsit
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Old 06-24-2005, 03:49 PM
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LOL, :nah
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:13 PM
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Oh shyt!!! LMAO!!!!
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Old 07-01-2005, 10:40 PM
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