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Old 05-19-2005, 11:37 AM
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Talking Two Fleas

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in

Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering

and shaking. The other

flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?" The

first flea says, "I rode

down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on

a Harley." The other

flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel.

Try what I do. Go to

the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While

you are there, look

for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in

where it's warm and

cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think

of." The first flea

thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try

next winter.

A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in

Miami he is shivering

and shaking again. The second flea says, "Didn't you

try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you

said. I went to the New

Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally,

this nice young

stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm

cozy spot. It was so

nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I

was back in the mustache

of a guy on a Harley."

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Old 05-19-2005, 12:01 PM
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