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Old 06-17-2005, 07:52 AM
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This is too funny !!!

MAN, I hope this wasn't your "PHONE".
>

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> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on
>
> a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
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> begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
>
> MAN: "Hello"
>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
> MAN: "Yes"
>
> WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
> MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
> 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
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> MAN: "How much?"
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> WOMAN: "$65,000"
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> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house we wanted last
> year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000."
>
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> $900,000."
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> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>
> The man hangs up.
>
> The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
>
> Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:59 AM
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LMAO!! Good one
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:03 AM
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! hahaha!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:20 AM
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lmao. just wrong.
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Old 06-17-2005, 12:07 PM
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Oh Damn... LOL :lol
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:55 PM
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LMAO :lol
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Old 06-26-2005, 06:17 PM
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OMG..... :lol
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Old 06-26-2005, 06:50 PM
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lmao! :lol
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:26 PM
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