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Old 03-13-2005, 08:25 PM
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Talking The redneck quailfications

You Might be a redneck if: Your Kids was born on The Pool Table.
You Might be a redneck if: you learned how to drive in a Monster Truck
You might be a redneck if: you wife keeps yelling for you to take the transmission off the kitchen table.
You might be a redneck if: You belive All Star wrestling is real.
You might be a redneck if: you sell your car for gas money.

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Old 03-13-2005, 10:54 PM
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:38 PM
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You might be a redneck if: You wipe your feet before going outside
You might be a redneck if: you yell HOE-DOWN and your wife or girlfriend/sister hits the floor.
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Old 03-14-2005, 08:41 PM
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You might be a redneck if: you yell HOE-DOWN and your wife or girlfriend/sister hits the floor.[/QUOTE]

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Old 03-15-2005, 09:17 AM
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