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Old 09-09-2005, 06:02 AM
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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but are both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...

he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f ****ing blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Old 09-09-2005, 03:25 PM
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Old 09-09-2005, 04:00 PM
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Old 09-09-2005, 09:49 PM
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