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Old 04-11-2005, 12:58 PM
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*.*Chinese Proverbs*.*

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth - but next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Old 04-13-2005, 02:36 PM
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LOL Diamond!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol
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Old 04-13-2005, 03:03 PM
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those need to be in some fortune cookies.

could you see people's faces when the read those?????
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