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Old 04-22-2004, 09:09 PM
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The Drunk

A Drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud blood curling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few moments after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes back to the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You are scaring my customers!"

I'm just sitting here on the toilet, " slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" :stoned
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:45 PM
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Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:49 PM
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omg i just fell out my chair laughing so hard!!
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:51 PM
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ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO Tank!

TAE!!!!!! Don't break nothin papi! May 30th is only 39 days away!!!!!! :shush
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:55 PM
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checking "one' two" nope my balls are intact
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:57 PM
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DOH!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's a GOOD thing!
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:57 PM
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I just kept visualizing that drunk idiot pulling the handle over and over again! lol!!!
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:00 PM
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LMFAO Megatron! I'm with you on that one! Can you imagine? OUCH! But...

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:02 PM
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thats what I call a True Ball breaker.
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:06 PM
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Oh man! LMAO! You gotta point there! :lol
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:07 PM
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thats what I call a True Ball breaker.
Hey Hey that's what they call me lol. This happening is possible because some places to keep a mop bucket in the bathrooms.
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:08 PM
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pa eso bebe?
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LMAO Tank! You'd have to be SOME KIND OF TRASHED not to realize you sittin 12 inches from the floor instead of 24! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:11 PM
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:11 PM
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LMAO Tank! You'd have to be SOME KIND OF TRASHED not to realize you sittin 12 inches from the floor instead of 24! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Krystal, don't talk to me about inches mama cause those are some serious digits your throwing out there!! lol
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:13 PM
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ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO! Ain't no one said ANYTHING about King Kong up in here!

I'm talkin toilet and mop bucket heights here! :angel
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:13 PM
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Hey Hey that's what they call me lol. This happening is possible because some places to keep a mop bucket in the bathrooms.
Maybee if the buckets fullof water, if not the bucket will tip over when you sit on it..............................oooooooooooppppsss.
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:14 PM
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YO Megatron...what if it ain't water up in there? :shush


:barf

LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:17 PM
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Maybee if the buckets fullof water, if not the bucket will tip over when you sit on it..............................oooooooooooppppsss.
All I know is that I always stankd up to piss. No matter how drunk I get I'll lean against the urinal to piss even when the room is spinning around. lol Krystal, king kong was at work today!! lol
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:18 PM
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YO Megatron...what if it ain't water up in there? :shush


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LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Then the worker is mopping with piss! lol
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:18 PM
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:whistle Krystal ....I dont know what your talking about.
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:19 PM
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must have been a heavy binge because the first pinch would have made most men sober in a second
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:21 PM
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lol Krystal, king kong was at work today!! lol
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And? PM me details! Sheesh! :lol

LMAO @ moppin with piss! NASTY!!!!! :barf
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:22 PM
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must have been a heavy binge because the first pinch would have made most men sober in a second
lol.... one minute the room be spinnin , and the next thing you know, your like "HI , MY NAME IS...."
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:30 PM
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lol.... one minute the room be spinnin , and the next thing you know, your like "HI , MY NAME IS...."


one second all slurring and stumbling all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ed up ..looking at others in the mens room saying 'what up nigga im chillin ..got my dam drink on!!!"..after the first pinch standing up at attention very alert speaking perfect english sayin my my my i do belive i have a drinking problem my dear chap..i have squeezed my genitalia on a common mop cart when i stepped out this evening for entertainment this was the last thing i thought i would do..by the way Ouch!
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