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Old 05-04-2001, 07:29 AM
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A little boy comes down to breakfast...
Since they live on a farm his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking
into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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Old 05-04-2001, 07:45 AM
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YO THAT WAS FUNNY LOL......
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Old 05-04-2001, 07:50 AM
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GrafPix,

I heard that one before, and it nevers fails to make me laugh. I like that one.

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Old 05-04-2001, 07:59 AM
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THIS ONE WAS CUTE AND FUNNY LOL!!!!!
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Old 05-05-2001, 03:26 PM
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Yo Grafpix:
That was mad funny! LOL!

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Old 05-05-2001, 03:41 PM
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That one is new to me, not bad lol
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Old 09-17-2011, 05:28 AM
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Hehehe i wonder who ended up telling him??
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