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Old 01-05-2006, 04:53 PM
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Krystal will become famous soon enough
Cool Louisiana Jingle Bells

Dashing though debris
With a chainsaw in my hand
FEMA's on the way
They haven't got a plan

Looters on the way
They're making quite a fright
Oh, what fun it is to have
My great big gun tonight

Chorus
Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells
Katrina, kiss my ass
Won't y'all come back home real soon
And help pick up this trash!

Hear the generators whire
They're making quite a sound
I'm just taking in all the sights
With no one else around

Aaron Broussard's on TV
He's crying like a chump
He dried his eye just long enough
To turn off all the pumps

Chorus
Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells
Katrina, kiss my ass
Won't y'all come back home real soon
And help pick up this trash!

Got a blue tarp on my roof
It's keeping out the rain
The adjuster arrived two months late
Then promptly lost my claim

Gotta love those MREs
For making spirits bright
I'm saving the one with M&M's
Just for Christmas night!

Chorus
Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells
Katrina, kiss my ass
Won't y'all come back home real soon
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