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Old 01-26-2004, 01:02 PM
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Lady visits Doctor....

A middle aged woman goes to her doctor. She is being examined when she starts to complain to the Doctor that she is experiencing menopausal symptoms and he tells her not to worry.. he will perscribe her some hormones to help her with her problem. He tells her to take the pills 3 times a day and come to see him in 1 month.
After a month goes by, the woman goes back to the doctor. He walks into the exam room and while looking at her chart asks her how she has been doing since the last visit..
With panic in her voice she says,
"DOCTOR, since I've been taking these pills I have developed HAIR on my chest!"
The surprised Doctor, looks up from her chart and with a concerned voice asks,..
"How far down does the hair go?"
Without skipping a beat, the woman replied..
"DOWN TO MY DICK, THAT'S ANOTHER THING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT!"
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Old 01-26-2004, 01:04 PM
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OMG...:lol That was funny!!!
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Old 01-26-2004, 03:24 PM
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Old 01-26-2004, 03:41 PM
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Old 01-27-2004, 10:38 PM
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