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Old 04-14-2005, 10:43 PM
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One Flaw in Women...

This isn't really a joke but I figured I'd put it here...

"One Flaw In Women "

By the time the Lord made woman,

He was into his sixth day of working overtime..

An angel appeared and said,

"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable

and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,

have a lap that can hold four children at one time,

have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart

-and she will do everything

with only two hands."


The angel was astounded at the requirements.

"Only two hands!? No way!

And that's just on the standard model?

That's too much work for one day.

Wait until tomorrow to finish."


But I won't," the Lord protested.

"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.

She already heals herself when she is sick

AND can work 18 hour days."


The angel moved closer and touched the woman.

"But you have made her so soft, Lord."


"She is soft," the Lord agreed,

"but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."


"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.


The Lord replied,

"Not only will she be able to think,

she will be able to reason and negotiate."


The angel then noticed something,

and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.

"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.

I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."


"That's not a leak,"

the Lord corrected,

"that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.


The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,

her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,

her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed.

"You are a genius, Lord.

You thought of everything!

Woman is truly amazing."


And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness,

love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
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Old 04-15-2005, 12:06 AM
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Wow mama, I like this one and yes its so darn true. Printing it for my eng class.
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Old 04-15-2005, 12:08 AM
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My friend sent it to me earlier.

I had to share it!
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:36 AM
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:48 AM
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That is really nice.





















Now if they could just learn to shut their daym mouths, they'd be perfect.























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Old 04-15-2005, 10:58 AM
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Very nice !!!!


Chuck does have a point tho !!!!
I'm kidding ladies ....LOL
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:06 AM
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Yeah well if you MEN would learn to do things RIGHT the first time...maybe the WOMEN in your life wouldn't have to nag!
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:17 AM
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I don't have a woman in my life!

:nah

I just witness the women in my friends' lives.


Y'all are brutal sometimes. :nah

















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Yeah well if you MEN would learn to do things RIGHT the first time...maybe the WOMEN in your life wouldn't have to nag!
AMEN if MEN weren't so dumb then maybe we wouldn't have the need to open our mouths
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:21 AM
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I don't have a woman in my life!

:nah

I just witness the women in my friends' lives.


Y'all are brutal sometimes. :nah

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Yeah Chuck so if THOSE MEN did things right the first time...you know the rest!
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:40 AM
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AMEN if MEN weren't so dumb then maybe we wouldn't have the need to open our mouths

Oh snap.....battle of the sexes goin' on.

maybe the men wouldn't be so dumb, if the women hadn't driven them out of their daym minds.



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Old 04-15-2005, 11:45 AM
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Like they had a mind to begin with?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Like they had a mind to begin with?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BADUM BUM! LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 04-15-2005, 01:03 PM
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You're right.

they must be mindless to be paired up with you.
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You wanna know something funny...i wasn't always gay...the turning point for me came as a teenager when my grandma was going thru her menopause while my aunt was going thru her pregnancy....with all of that hormonal chaos going on :nah i said to myself that i am NOT putting up with THAT!!!
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Old 04-15-2005, 08:38 PM
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You wanna know something funny...i wasn't always gay...the turning point for me came as a teenager when my grandma was going thru her menopause while my aunt was going thru her pregnancy....with all of that hormonal chaos going on :nah i said to myself that i am NOT putting up with THAT!!!

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You are toooo funny! Good to see you back!

where you been???
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