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Old 10-04-2002, 11:15 PM
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joke for a canadian

lmfao.. i just got his joke...

And then God created Canada....
Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be
Canadian..
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went
missing for
six
days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting
on the
seventh
day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed
downward
through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is
it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on
it. I'm going
to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth,
"For
example,
Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth
while
Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
there will be
a
hot spot.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people
and over there
is
a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to
different
countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
one will be
very
cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed
to a large
landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious
place on
Earth.There
are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an
exquisite
coastline.The people from Canada are going to be modest,
intelligent and
humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be
extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they
will be
known
throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm
also going
to
give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who
will be
admired
and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed; "What
about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud mouth
bastards
I'm
putting next to them"....!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAVE A NICE DAY

p.s. I'm not hating lol... damn this just made me laugh
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:00 AM
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good joke!!! I should tell it to my roomates because they are always clownin us Canadians.
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Old 10-05-2002, 09:23 AM
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I remember that joke... LOL gets me laughing everytime.
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Old 10-05-2002, 09:48 AM
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Old 10-05-2002, 04:04 PM
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Old 10-05-2002, 04:25 PM
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yeah ive heard it so many times but i never get sick of it...
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Old 10-05-2002, 11:56 PM
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I AM CANADIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that joke!
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Old 10-06-2002, 12:12 PM
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hope u all laughed a little
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LMAO! that was a good one...dun worry hun - its a joke! we all have those! lol
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Old 10-12-2002, 09:47 PM
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chica - just read it and it's great! I love that one its great being canadian.
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Old 10-12-2002, 10:41 PM
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tran man glad u enjoyed it sweety
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