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Old 09-19-2005, 11:29 AM
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Ghetto Parrot

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She
would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing
and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance
floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah,
burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in
appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell
even more and of course make the crowd go wild. This would go on all
night long, every time the parrot went out. One Sunday morning the woman
took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. When the
choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn,
muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, no, you
do not say that when we're here!" The parrot! looked around and asked,
"Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that was at the club last
night!!!
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:52 AM
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OMG...too funny !
Hey, maybe my parrot will learn that, cuz it ain't sayin a motherf*ckin thing now !!!
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:56 AM
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LMFAOOOOO Yo Henny.. I was thinkin the same thing when I read this... lmaooo.. you keep trying to get your parrot to talk and it's gonna talk when you don't want it to.. lmaoooo and say something you may not want it to say... lmfaoooo...
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:58 AM
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:00 PM
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hahaha lmao :lol
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:08 PM
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@ this point I just want it to say something, anything, carajo !!!!!!
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:17 PM
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Wait till I get down there for a visit... lol.. I'll teach it to say something... lmaooo
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:21 PM
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Quote:
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Wait till I get down there for a visit... lol.. I'll teach it to say something... lmaooo
Ayyy DIOS mio Seņor, my poor parrot...
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:22 PM
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:30 PM
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LMAOOOOOOO... more like.. POOR YOU!!! LMAOOOOOO!
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:14 AM
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LMAOOOOOOOO! fukin parrot.... :lol
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Old 10-03-2005, 06:09 PM
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:17 AM
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:54 PM
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OMFG!!! Bad Polly!!!
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