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Old 12-02-2002, 11:54 PM
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hahahaha FUNNYYYYY!!!
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:56 PM
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omg hahaha this is pure jokes!!!
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:20 AM
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Thats a good one although I never thunk it up
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:23 AM
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ha! l-o-s-e-r
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:13 PM
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Talking Lil' Johnny MEETS Santa Clause

The department store Santa has Little Johnny on his lap and says to him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, Little Johnny. You want some t-o-y-s,” he says, touching Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word toys.

"No, I've got plenty of toys." replies Little Johnny.

“Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa, spelling out the
word and touching Little Johnny’s nose on each letter.

"No, I've got all the games I want." came Little Johnny's reply.

"Well Little Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas,
what do you want?" asked Santa.

"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Little Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose
with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAO
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:16 PM
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EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

lmfao.. DIRTEEEY
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:20 PM
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lmao! yukk! i just luv them lil johnny ones :silly
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:22 PM
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Arrow _Don't Read_

A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."

Santa replies:
"HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."

Santa replies:
"HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

Santa begins to sweat.

The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."

Santa replies:
"HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

Santa wipes his brow.

She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay....."

Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says:

"HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay,
Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way !!!"
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:24 PM
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Lil' J's ...crazy :nutz But hes the bomb
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:28 PM
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lol! now u know that title did not stop me from readin it!
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:31 PM
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lol .
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:33 PM
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DOH :stoned
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:39 PM
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:40 PM
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It was designed to keep people away LMFAO
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:43 PM
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well it didnt work lol try harder next time...
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:59 PM
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lol funny one...
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Old 12-07-2002, 12:23 AM
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Santa is a freak!
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Old 12-07-2002, 02:00 AM
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LMAOO KING NOW DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT THE NAME ON THE THREAD WOULD KEEP US AWAY.
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Old 12-07-2002, 02:02 AM
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.Kinda. .sorda. .in a way. .maybe. :crap LOL
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Old 12-07-2002, 08:33 AM
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LMAO!

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Old 12-07-2002, 08:42 AM
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ewwww...but lol

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Old 12-07-2002, 02:26 PM
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Santa is a pimp!!
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Old 12-07-2002, 04:17 PM
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 12-07-2002, 04:43 PM
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LOL
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Old 12-09-2002, 01:55 PM
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LMFAO!! EELLLLK!
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