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Old 03-03-2004, 09:05 PM
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Mexican Wife

Only A Mexican Wife....



The sick Mexican husband was lying on his death bed. He had only hours
to

live when he suddenly smelled tamales. He dearly loved tamales more
than

anything else in the world, especially his querida Chita's tamales
which

were known through out San Antonio as "Lo mejor de lo mejor."



With every last bit of the energy left in his mind and body, the
terminally

ill husband pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, down the hall,
and

into the kitchen.



Here, his wife was removing the fresh batch of tamales from the Stove
top.



As he reached for one of the freshly made tamales his Corazon Chita,
smacked

him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon.



"Leave them alone, pendejo!", she yelled, "...they're for the funeral!"
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Old 03-04-2004, 11:33 AM
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