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Old 09-29-2005, 10:58 AM
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[DATS A GOOD 1 QUOTE=FR3ESTYLEKING]A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"[/QUOTE]
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Old 01-29-2009, 03:45 PM
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3rd Grade Quiz........

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, Johnny.

"I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test.

"What is 3x3?"
"johhny said 9."

"What is 6 x 6 ?"
"johnny said 36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her he thought Johnny belonged in third grade.

"Let me ask him some questions. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

"johnny said Legs."

"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

"johnny said Pockets."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last two questions."

I like this one!

Marty
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:21 PM
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Top #10


#1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

#2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

#3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.

#4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.

#5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.

#6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

#7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

#8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.

#9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

#10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

hahha my mom has said a few...
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:45 AM
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hi everyone.. here's my joke of the day..

There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing. All of a sudden, she hears a voice. “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She ignores it and moves to another area, cutting a hole, and beginning to fish again. Again she hears the booming voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!" She is starting to get freaked out now. "Lord? Is that you?" she asks. In reply she hears, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

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Old 06-01-2009, 12:33 AM
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HAHAHA this is old
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Old 06-23-2009, 01:20 AM
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A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"

The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next to me?"
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Old 07-14-2009, 03:16 PM
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:22 AM
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I dunno if its just me.... but i seriously can not correlate "Michelle Obama" and "beauty"Mr.Obama on the other hand, has some handsomeness bonded to him.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:25 PM
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I dunno if its just me.... but i seriously can not correlate "Michelle Obama" and "beauty"Mr.Obama on the other hand, has some handsomeness bonded to him.
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