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Old 02-29-2004, 01:06 PM
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> > > Hair Removal
> > >
> > > My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
> > > veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its
> > > ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
> > >
> > > The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this
> > > from re-occurring she should go to the store and get
> > > some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.
> > >
> > > The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
> > >
> > > At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this
> > > under your arms don't use
> > > deodorant for a few days."
> > >
> > >
> > > The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."
> > >
> > > The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
> > > couple of days."
> > >
> > > The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know,
> > > I'm using it on my schnauzer."
> > >
> > > The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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