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Old 11-06-2003, 08:10 AM
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Wink Welfare Office

A young man :afroman walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job,"

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just
got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black
Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also
be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The
salary package is $200,000 a year!"

The young man said, "You're bullshitting me man!" :confused

The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it :dgrin
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Old 11-06-2003, 08:26 AM
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Old 11-06-2003, 10:20 AM
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good one. but not everyone on welfare is lazy.
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Old 11-06-2003, 01:38 PM
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good one...stereotypical but funny.
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Old 11-07-2003, 03:59 AM
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