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Old 11-02-2003, 03:32 PM
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Romance Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
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Old 11-02-2003, 03:36 PM
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:lol TOO FUNNY!
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Old 11-02-2003, 07:23 PM
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It's insane....but it's very true!! lol
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Old 11-06-2003, 02:08 PM
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Gornicevo you are a wise man cause although very funny its all so true.
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Old 11-06-2003, 02:11 PM
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That is so funny.
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Old 11-06-2003, 10:27 PM
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Gornicevo you are a wise man cause although very funny its all so true.
Thanks but I didn't come up with this. It was in an email I got from a friend. LOL
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