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Old 10-20-2003, 10:11 PM
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A man was in a bar drinking a beer. Every time he took a drink, he would slosh it around in his mouth, spit it out in the floor, and say, "Motherf**ker sure can drive". He did this a few times and he was about to do it again, when the bartender stopped him and asked him why he kept spitting beer in the floor and saying Motherf**ker sure can drive.

The man said, "Well, me and my buddy were driving down the road when heturned down a one-way street, then, a tractor trailer pulled out behind us while another was coming at us. I said, man if you can get us out of this one, I'll suck your d**k!"

"Motherf**ker sure can drive"


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