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Old 01-14-2003, 12:24 AM
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Red face name ur p*nis

A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he
realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he
really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's
the name of your penis?"

The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff.
All I want is a cold beer."

The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I
cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right....I will but
first tell me the name of your penis."

The gay waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"

The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my
penis is 'SECRET'.

The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?"
The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"
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Old 01-14-2003, 01:30 AM
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good one sweety
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Old 01-14-2003, 02:39 AM
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hehehe! I like this one! LMAO!!!!!!! :joker
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Old 01-14-2003, 09:27 AM
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Yeah I like this one too hehehe
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Old 01-14-2003, 11:27 PM
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Hehehe...I like that one!
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Old 01-14-2003, 11:28 PM
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eh i like this one too... damn that 1sxychica got good sense of humour :lol
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Old 01-14-2003, 11:29 PM
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Hey here's a hint: compliments work better when they're said by other ppl about a person, not when the person talks about herself...:lol
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Old 01-14-2003, 11:40 PM
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lol Meg ... no really? i didnt know that!

ahaha ok everyone SAY COMPLIMENTS TO ME!!! c'mon!!! :lol

eh never mind... my mommy and my baby love me that's nuff compliments right there

MEG IS A SMAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!
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Old 01-14-2003, 11:43 PM
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WOW...Gina was right...you are a snob LMAO!! Just kidding with ya!!

And yes, my ass is smart
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Old 01-14-2003, 11:54 PM
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eh gina don't think i am a snob anymore! lol she was wrong to say that in the first place hehehe

having a smart ass is always a bonus
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Old 01-15-2003, 12:04 AM
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So she doesn't think that way anymore huh? What did you do? Beat her over the head? :lol
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Old 01-15-2003, 12:12 AM
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lol.. nooo... we are just... well... not against each other... we decided we're stronger as a team
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Old 01-15-2003, 12:13 AM
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You mean nuttier as a team? :lol
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Old 01-15-2003, 11:07 PM
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lol... no no... nuttier is u and Maci lol.. me and gina are BETTER
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Old 01-16-2003, 12:16 PM
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that was funny it was a good one.can't complain,keep them laughing,ok ....peace
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Old 01-20-2003, 12:06 AM
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:lol :hpound :lol
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Hehe a good comeback!!
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