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Old 01-10-2003, 07:28 PM
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Talking 2 fleas

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea responds saying, " Thats the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess . Crawl up her leg and nestle in where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next summer.

A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I
crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell
asleep.
When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

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Old 01-10-2003, 07:33 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA :lol good one
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Old 01-10-2003, 07:34 PM
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Old 01-10-2003, 07:47 PM
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Old 01-11-2003, 09:43 AM
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Hehehe took me a second to realise why the flea was back in the mustache
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