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Old 07-18-2001, 03:48 PM
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The Four Nuns

It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local
Catholic Church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back
and forth for a few minutes. Finally, the priest agreed to let
them leave the convent for the weekend. "However", he said, "as
soon as you get back Monday morning I want you to confess to me
what you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off.

Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the
priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest
asks, "What did you do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an R-rated
movie." The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies,
"You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The first nun leaves,
and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her breath.

The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned." The priest replies, "OK, what happened?" She says,
"I was driving my brother's car down the street in front of his house,
and I hit a neighbor’s dog and killed it. "The priest looks up to heaven
for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy
water." The second nun goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing
quite audibly.

Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you do?"
She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main Street." The priest
looks up at heaven for a full five minutes before responding, "God forgives
you. Go and drink the holy water." She leaves.

The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run down her cheeks.

The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so bloody funny?"

The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."

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Old 07-19-2001, 01:28 AM
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Old 07-19-2001, 08:01 AM
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Old 07-19-2001, 08:43 AM
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Here's mine for the day:

An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the
sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big
under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."

Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken
wire!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's
surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30
chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and
he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."

Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck
tape!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old
man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck
tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying
what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy says "It's a pussy willow."

Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat"

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Old 07-19-2001, 01:34 PM
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I wonder what the priest said to that??
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