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Old 11-29-2005, 07:13 PM
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The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.


The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.


The redneck won hands down.
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:32 PM
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Hehe must have been a surprise to everyone!
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Old 10-23-2010, 05:15 AM
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That was good ! keep them coming. We need more laughter in this world
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